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		<title>Your safety word is &#8216;J. Edgar Hoover&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee and Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love Thursday.  It has a certain hedonistic feel to it.  It’s post hump day so you feel the need for a cigarette and yet you are getting all lusty for the weekend.  The teasing is excruciating and we hope it lasts.  We have been discussing safety all week and today is no different.  However, today’s focus will be about establishing safety in the boudoir. ]]></description>
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		<title>Madonna and safety in the same sentence without the words &#8216;dental dam&#8217;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When we discuss our Celebrity Smackdowns at our daily meeting (which consists of us drinking coffee and waiting for Ricky to go watch Mickey Mouse Club House to dance his favorite jam so we can talk in peace for about 24 seconds), we often have difficulty honing in on a celebrity that fits the weeks topic.  This week, since our topic was safety, we thought we would discuss the Shamwow guy, Vince Schlomi who beat up a hooker in Miami because she bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go.  That one seemed an obvious choice.  But was it the right choice?  ]]></description>
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		<title>My kids speak english good</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee and Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We often joke with people that we left our kids duct taped to the wall with a box of saltines on those rare occasions that we are seen out without them.  People laugh and then get very serious when they figure that that would not be so farfetched.  We know as parents, those crazy thoughts enter our heads and yet, love and guilt win out.  We stay home, get a second on the house for a baby sitter or suck up to grandma one more time for a few hours of peace. ]]></description>
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