Lee and Paul | September 1, 2009
Remember going to school on Valentine’s Day with a bag of cards and candies for your friends? You would hope and pray that your crush would bring one for you. At the end of the day you had a bag full of cards from whomever to you, a molar full of sugar from little boxes of candies and a broken heart. Oh romance!
Lee and Paul | August 31, 2009
First of all, I feel that people should be shot in the head if they call sex, “making love”. I think our new wonderful president should enact a law or even an amendment calling for immediate castration if someone refers to the act of boning as other than that. Instead of making love, we will use terms like “sex”, “fuck”, “doing it”, “getting some”, “buttering the pancakes”. I fell that this sweeping legislation will almost immediately ebb the raging divorce rate in this country.
Lee and Paul | August 24, 2009
Last week’s post on Thursday regarding relationships like corporations wasn’t very romantic. But let’s face it, society has built up love and couplings to be this biochemical explosion that can only be understood with a periodic table and a Bunsen burner. People talk about “having chemistry” with someone else as if that is the litmus test for all attraction. If they aren’t using scientific terms for pairing up with someone, then it becomes some magical mumbo jumbo of how a person saw fireworks or heard the perfect sonata when “the one” kissed them.
