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		<title>Love and a laptop</title>
		<link>http://coupledumb.com/2010/05/06/love-and-a-laptop/4233</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 04:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee and Paul</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chat Roulette]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The act of coupling, whether in a formal commitment such as marriage or something less rigid such as exclusive dating, is held together with expectations, promises, hope, integrity and trust. Without these factors, pairs are really playing house with Mommy’s sheets and plastic cups. Don’t believe us? Watch what happens when we throw a little permissiveness into the mix when we are discussing social media.]]></description>
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		<title>Your Side of the Bed or Mine?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee and Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, I feel that people should be shot in the head if they call sex, “making love”. I think our new wonderful president should enact a law or even an amendment calling for immediate castration if someone refers to the act of boning as other than that. Instead of making love, we will use terms like “sex”, “fuck”, “doing it”, “getting some”, “buttering the pancakes”. I fell that this sweeping legislation will almost immediately ebb the raging divorce rate in this country.]]></description>
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		<title>The Pee-Pee slapping dance and other cool tricks.</title>
		<link>http://coupledumb.com/2009/03/05/the-pee-pee-slapping-dance-and-other-cool-tricks/761</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 05:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee and Paul</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[diddle to thrust ratio]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you do not know what the pee-pee slapping dance is, then let me enlighten you.  The male of the relationship steps out either fully naked or, at a minimum, nude from the waist down. With a rapid oscillation of his pelvis, he sets his genitalia into motion, making a slap as his penis whips to the left, then right, then left again. He does this for several seconds, ending in a Ta-da, before padding away to wherever he was, fulfilled at a job well done. The impact is best if the audience, or shall we call her the victim, is in some innocuous space like the kitchen or laundry room. ]]></description>
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