Lee and Paul | August 31, 2009

First of all, I feel that people should be shot in the head if they call sex, “making love”. I think our new wonderful president should enact a law or even an amendment calling for immediate castration if someone refers to the act of boning as other than that. Instead of making love, we will use terms like “sex”, “fuck”, “doing it”, “getting some”, “buttering the pancakes”. I fell that this sweeping legislation will almost immediately ebb the raging divorce rate in this country.

Category: Monday, Heavy Monday | 1 Comment »
Tags: intimacy, love, lust, Relationship, Sex

Lee and Paul | March 5, 2009

If you do not know what the pee-pee slapping dance is, then let me enlighten you. The male of the relationship steps out either fully naked or, at a minimum, nude from the waist down. With a rapid oscillation of his pelvis, he sets his genitalia into motion, making a slap as his penis whips to the left, then right, then left again. He does this for several seconds, ending in a Ta-da, before padding away to wherever he was, fulfilled at a job well done. The impact is best if the audience, or shall we call her the victim, is in some innocuous space like the kitchen or laundry room.

Category: Relationship Retards | 5 Comments »
Tags: diddle to thrust ratio, intimacy, Relationship, Sex, Vulnerability

Lee and Paul | February 6, 2009

In response to the article, Your Side of the Bed or Mine,

desani4deri wrote:

“i think women can present more intimacy than man can do…think about our mother. “

Category: Reader's Questions | No Comments »
Tags: Dutch oven, intimacy, love, Relationship