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Since we received no questions this week, we figured we would tell you some of the things that are important to us. But, in order to keep the format and not confuse any of you out there, we’ll write it like a question. WARNING: We better get some questions for next week or Paul will regale you with his different Dungeons and Dragons campaigns.

Gertrude from Idaho had a question: Hey Lee and Paul, I love your blog. It gives my life meaning in the middle of this harsh winter. I was wondering, other than being fabulous, what issues or topics are you passionate about?

Gertrude, thanks for the question. Paul and I are extremely opinionated, some would argue judgmental, so we have many topics that prick our interest and others that get us ranting. We will list some of them that are sure to piss off some of our readers. Here they are:

1. Equal Rights/Gay Marriage: Paul and I feel very strongly that all people are created equally.This includes that little twink wearing the size 1 jeans and the boa or the lovely woman in flannel with the mullet. They deserve the same rights, respect and protection under the law as any other person on this earth.

2. God is not a bigot: Stop pushing your agenda to oppress, hurt, repress, enslave and punish those different than you in the name of God. Paul and I believe that God is a fat, black lesbian but she loves you anyway.

3. Humor is important: If you immerse yourself in the doom and gloom of the news or the panic of the world, we are all fucked. Lighten up people! FYI: Perez Hilton, my fellow Cuban American, I love your site and read it like a fiending addict. However, stop reporting the lay-offs and other shit news of the day. It’s a bummer and you are feeding the negative energy beast. I see you as a rainbow beacon of light and it makes the hag in me all atwitter when you do your thing. Rock on Cubanito!

4. Misbehaving children: More specifically, having other people’s children enter our space bubble when we are out. If you are in a restaurant with your child, make them sit down! We have 3 kids and they learned early on that that behavior is unacceptable. They also know that we could live with 2 if they insist on their bad behavior.

5. Slow children: O.K., that sounds bad. What we mean are those kids who see a car coming and saunter to a side walk, making you stop for them. We have a group of kids down the street who play basketball and, on a daily basis, we have to stop for those little shits to get out of the way. Where are there parents? Why don’t they understand simple physics (two bodies can not occupy the same space)? Our only satisfaction is that the parents of these children who have been raised to feel the world owes them something, will be lamenting this when these kids never leave home.

So now you have a glimpse at us. Did we strike a cord? Did we piss you off? Write us. Comment. Ask us questions or next week be prepared to hear about how Paul obtained the Wand of Wonder back in 1987 during a two day campaign. That’s three bags of Doritos and a case of Dr. Pepper to a regular human.

 

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withstupid WTF of the Week: New York State Senator Shirley Huntley

My whole life I had to watch my mouth. I have been told in the past that I lack tact. I have been told that sometimes I come off a little brash. I have even been told, and I know this is hard to believe, that I’m a bitch. But, professionally, I have always maintained myself and my opinions in check and have never once had my words come back to haunt me. Which brings up this week’s WTF.

This month, the New York State Senate will probably have to vote on Gay Marriage. Recently, Democratic State Senator Shirley Huntley was asked about her position on Gay Marriage and she said, ‘If they gave me a million dollars, tax free, I just wouldn’t vote for it.’  I see. That seems pretty specific, doesn’t it? How about 2.5 million tax free and a massage from Mayor Bloomberg? Would that get you to change your mind? How about a hosting gig on SNL?   

Senator Huntley, I have said some stupid shit in my life and insulted a few people but you give me hope. If someone as stupid as you can become a State Senator to the great state of New York then I am a shoe-in as a Governor of Florida by using derogatory euphemisms for Hispanics, Blacks and Native Americans. It’s Gay Marriage, not puppy killing? A million tax free bucks is a lot of money and it seems to me that you feel passionate about your position but, is that really what an elected official should be basing their voting on? Shouldn’t you care a little about what your constituents think? Or like Senator Onorato, are you basing your opinion on non-verifiable calls that have come into your office stating their disagreement with a gay marriage initiative? Or are Maggie Gallagher and the rest of her National Organization of Marriage thugs leaving you dirty messages on your phone too?

Senator Huntley, your bigotry is showing. As an older black woman who has met each hurdle and discrimination in this life-time, you would think that you would be a little more tolerant. As a woman with no verifiable education that has reached the level of being a State Senator of New York, thanks to the work of all the civil rights leaders of the past, you would think you would lend a helping hand. As a woman who has a construction company and then supports restrictions for limiting the use of contractors to only those licensed in the municipality, like your company, you would think you of all people would understand how people in government make rules and laws to benefit themselves and how agreeing with gay marriage will probably get you re-elected.

But that doesn’t matter to you Huntley. You went into politics as a parent advocate. You championed educational excellence for your children. That is commendable from a woman who people are wondering if she can actually read the mental health information that crosses her desk as the Chair of the Committee (as a therapist, I find that really sad). The saddest thing of all is that Dick Cheney himself came out for Gay Marriage this week.  I don’t know if that is a good or bad thing yet. Kind of like the Devil being against puppy killing. Kind of makes you wonder if those damned, fluffy puppies didn’t deserve it.

 

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 wtf WTF of the Week: Upholding the Gay Marriage Ban in California

There are many things one can say about this ruling announced on Tuesday. We can look at this logically and say that the plaintiffs didn’t argue the right angle by asserting that it’s too easy to change the Californian constitution. We can say that the California Supreme court is just upholding the law and is not going to legislate from the bench. Sure… and we can also say that the justices were a bunch of wimps and know that Prop 8 is a poorly veiled legal way of treating people as second class citizens.

We are Californians by birth. We were born and raised in Los Angeles County. We met in L.A. and married in L.A.. In our hearts, even after living in Miami for almost 14 years, we are still Californians. So it pains us to see that the ‘left coast’ just can’t seem to live up to its hype. One word: Iowa. That’s right.

And while we are on the subject, Maggie Gallagher, president of the National Organization for Marriage, was pleased as punch and cookies when she heard the court’s ruling. Maggie, a former single mother, sits on her large throne and runs a think tank that obviously has no ventilation since the only thinking they do is to come up with new ways to scare Christians into thinking that homos marrying is the same as killing the baby Jesus. This is the same woman who defended Carrie Prejean and called her a martyr. Yeah, we know. Martyrs usually die so if she was planning on offing Miss California, she better get to it.

I guess we can say what everybody else is saying. It’s sad. We’re sad we live in a country where some of our friends are treated like second class citizens. We’re sad that people stand behind their faith to force their bigotry on everyone. I guess we are sad that bitches like Maggie and Carrie are doing pudding shots off of Carrie’s fake titties because of this ruling. I guess we’re sad that we just put that image out there and will now drink until the picture in our mind goes away.

 

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