This guy should follow most of our politicians

My whole life I had to watch my mouth. I have been told in the past that I lack tact. I have been told that sometimes I come off a little brash. I have even been told, and I know this is hard to believe, that I’m a bitch. But, professionally, I have always maintained myself and my opinions in check and have never once had my words come back to haunt me. Which brings up this week’s WTF.

This month, the New York State Senate will probably have to vote on Gay Marriage. Recently, Democratic State Senator Shirley Huntley was asked about her position on Gay Marriage and she said, ‘If they gave me a million dollars, tax free, I just wouldn’t vote for it.’  I see. That seems pretty specific, doesn’t it? How about 2.5 million tax free and a massage from Mayor Bloomberg? Would that get you to change your mind? How about a hosting gig on SNL?   

Senator Huntley, I have said some stupid shit in my life and insulted a few people but you give me hope. If someone as stupid as you can become a State Senator to the great state of New York then I am a shoe-in as a Governor of Florida by using derogatory euphemisms for Hispanics, Blacks and Native Americans. It’s Gay Marriage, not puppy killing? A million tax free bucks is a lot of money and it seems to me that you feel passionate about your position but, is that really what an elected official should be basing their voting on? Shouldn’t you care a little about what your constituents think? Or like Senator Onorato, are you basing your opinion on non-verifiable calls that have come into your office stating their disagreement with a gay marriage initiative? Or are Maggie Gallagher and the rest of her National Organization of Marriage thugs leaving you dirty messages on your phone too?

Senator Huntley, your bigotry is showing. As an older black woman who has met each hurdle and discrimination in this life-time, you would think that you would be a little more tolerant. As a woman with no verifiable education that has reached the level of being a State Senator of New York, thanks to the work of all the civil rights leaders of the past, you would think you would lend a helping hand. As a woman who has a construction company and then supports restrictions for limiting the use of contractors to only those licensed in the municipality, like your company, you would think you of all people would understand how people in government make rules and laws to benefit themselves and how agreeing with gay marriage will probably get you re-elected.

But that doesn’t matter to you Huntley. You went into politics as a parent advocate. You championed educational excellence for your children. That is commendable from a woman who people are wondering if she can actually read the mental health information that crosses her desk as the Chair of the Committee (as a therapist, I find that really sad). The saddest thing of all is that Dick Cheney himself came out for Gay Marriage this week.  I don’t know if that is a good or bad thing yet. Kind of like the Devil being against puppy killing. Kind of makes you wonder if those damned, fluffy puppies didn’t deserve it.

 

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 WTF? Just keep saying it.

There are many things one can say about this ruling announced on Tuesday. We can look at this logically and say that the plaintiffs didn’t argue the right angle by asserting that it’s too easy to change the Californian constitution. We can say that the California Supreme court is just upholding the law and is not going to legislate from the bench. Sure… and we can also say that the justices were a bunch of wimps and know that Prop 8 is a poorly veiled legal way of treating people as second class citizens.

We are Californians by birth. We were born and raised in Los Angeles County. We met in L.A. and married in L.A.. In our hearts, even after living in Miami for almost 14 years, we are still Californians. So it pains us to see that the ‘left coast’ just can’t seem to live up to its hype. One word: Iowa. That’s right.

And while we are on the subject, Maggie Gallagher, president of the National Organization for Marriage, was pleased as punch and cookies when she heard the court’s ruling. Maggie, a former single mother, sits on her large throne and runs a think tank that obviously has no ventilation since the only thinking they do is to come up with new ways to scare Christians into thinking that homos marrying is the same as killing the baby Jesus. This is the same woman who defended Carrie Prejean and called her a martyr. Yeah, we know. Martyrs usually die so if she was planning on offing Miss California, she better get to it.

I guess we can say what everybody else is saying. It’s sad. We’re sad we live in a country where some of our friends are treated like second class citizens. We’re sad that people stand behind their faith to force their bigotry on everyone. I guess we are sad that bitches like Maggie and Carrie are doing pudding shots off of Carrie’s fake titties because of this ruling. I guess we’re sad that we just put that image out there and will now drink until the picture in our mind goes away.

 

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The WTF of the Week is being taken over by stupid bigots. 3 weeks and counting. Thank you for the material! 

Pat Robertson, the host of the 700 Club and founder of the Christian Coalition, decided to clue us sheep into what would happen if we legalized same sex marriage. He stated that the ‘ultimate conclusion’ was that if we legalized same sex marriage then polygamy, bestiality and pedophilia were not far behind.  

With this new knowledge, CoupleDumb is now rethinking their position on Same Sex Marriage. We have been ill-advised and short sighted at supporting this. Little did we know that allowing two loving adults to make a choice to commit to each other legally and enjoy the same rights as heterosexual couples (somewhere around 1100 rights we enjoy) would lead to such a slippery slope. My God, what if?  

Pat, or should we call you Marion which is your real name (quite girly, don’t you think?), we appreciate the heads up. I am sure you and Carrie Prejean and all the Mormons can now sit back and watch the nation wipe their brow while whistling and thinking ‘We almost stepped in that one. Damn you Satan!’ 

But seriously, Marion, WTF!! Polygamy was outlawed because of the Bible? Have you read that book? As for bestiality and Pedophilia, they are wrong because they are WRONG! Not because the Bible said so. The Bible was OK with nailing a dude to a cross and we don’t do that today do we? Stop using the Bible as a buffet by picking and choosing what agrees with your homophobic opinions. Jesus said, ’Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: Love your neighbor as yourself. All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.’ (Matthew 22:37-40) So shut the fuck up old man and follow the Lord. 

Oh, just one more question. What about necrophilia? Does gay marriage lead to that too?

 

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