Paul says: When we decided to work with Eden Fantasys, it was with a lot of thought. It was important to us to choose a company that helped a couple bring a little spice into the bedroom without wandering into the unhealthy side of kink. When we got to choose the most recent product to review, I wanted to go safe-kinky. You know, weird enough to be different but without needing a third person to come in and spin us like we were whales. There are only so many adult toys a heterosexual male will use. So we chose liquid latex.
Like any good scientist, I did my literature review first and quickly learned that this stuff is serious. In its liquid form, it sticks to everything; fabric, lint,… hair. For women this may not be an issue but for men, having the latex grab on to body hair can really screw with the effect. You need to understand something me, if I am going to do something then I am doing it all of the way. Like they say, ‘if thine hair offends thee, shave it off’. (Something like that.) So I prepped for the fun from t’aint to neck. I think that the new optical illusion of hugeness was good for my libido.
Now that you understand my mindset going in, here is the actual product review. First, the stuff stinks. It even says it on the label. ‘The ammonia smell will go away as the product dries’. Luckily, due to my years in science, I rather liked the smell. Also, it did go away quickly. Second, do not try to clean anything up. Just throw stuff away. Get a cheap disposable paintbrush and some paper towels.
The sensation going on is cool, using both connotations of the word. The chill of the latex as it was being painted on was very arousing and the drying process, with the change in temperature and the shrinking of the second skin, was a very erotic. After it dried, the peeling off of the latex was just odd. After it cures, it has the qualities of a balloon. At one point, our thoughts went to balloon animals.
This is, what we call, a vacation product. This is not part of a quickie that can happen while the kids watch SpongeBob. The latex takes a good 10 to 15 minutes to dry and, let’s face it, the fun is in the lingering. I recommend doing this on a vacation without the children, where champagne is involved and the cleanup is the maid’s problem.
Lee says: With hopes of fuck the Jolly ‘well shorn’ Giant in mind, I was sad to be totally put off by the smell. One whiff of ammonia and that stuff was not touching me anywhere. So, with task at hand, I took to painting my husband. I have to say I had a good time laughing at him and joking about the Hulk. Then something rather unexpected happened, I found myself a little turned on. Was it the green? No. Was it the smell? God, no! It was the peeling. Anyone who has ever peeled glue off their hands or a sunburned back would get a kick out of this. It all came off easily and after I made Paul shower (after the ammonia smell he smelled like a balloon), we got down to business. I agree, this stuff is best suited for a couple with some serious time and a kinky streak.
