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		<title>The Pee-Pee slapping dance and other cool tricks.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you do not know what the pee-pee slapping dance is, then let me enlighten you.  The male of the relationship steps out either fully naked or, at a minimum, nude from the waist down. With a rapid oscillation of his pelvis, he sets his genitalia into motion, making a slap as his penis whips to the left, then right, then left again. He does this for several seconds, ending in a Ta-da, before padding away to wherever he was, fulfilled at a job well done. The impact is best if the audience, or shall we call her the victim, is in some innocuous space like the kitchen or laundry room. ]]></description>
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