Lee and Paul | December 2, 2009

Hola friends and enemies! It’s Wednesday when we usually find an innocent celebrity and have our way with them. Some weeks are worse than others and we realize that since Christmas is quickly approaching, Santa might not like us smacking down these unsullied ingenuous. It’s like beating up baby sheep! So, before they send us 3 + ghosts, we are changing our wicked ways (just for the Christmas season because we want our presents). In fact, we are going to show you our Christmas list for celebrities that we are sending Santa on behalf of these wayward puppies. And remember, it’s the thought that counts.

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Tags: celebrity, Celebrity Rehab

Lee and Paul | May 13, 2009

It’s a Dysaffirmation week and we are enjoying the sideways glances from all. Yes, we know your dirty little secret. Our Dysaffirmations are funny but some are so true. When people bitch and moan about the truth, we simply point to what people believe. If you repeat it enough times, it becomes true. If your parents or other significant life figure tells you enough times, it becomes true. Just ask Mel Gibson.

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Tags: celebrity, Dysaffirmation, Mel Gibson

Lee and Paul | March 25, 2009

The vexatious contradiction is the hallmark of a good woman. They can be beguiling and in the same breath cut your heart out. That is the true beauty of a woman. We are the thorny rose! However, sometimes women come around and mess up our flow. Sometimes women do stupid things that make the rest of us beauties look bad. They operate as stereotypes; the most vapid of clichés. This weeks Celebrity Smackdown almost makes me feel dirty even mentioning her. I place her in the category of celebrity but for the life of me I don’t know how or why she is considered to be one. Of course, I am speaking of Kim Kardashian.

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Tags: celebrity, Kim Kardashian, wedding