We are so excited! Why, you ask? Because we have created a relationship with a great company. You know we take our relationships seriously and the first thing we do is to acknowledge that we are going steady with Eden Fantasys! It was sudden but we can admit that we were more than willing to get into bed with them (pun completely intended). We invite you all to take a look at their website and check out their selection. Every taste, proclivity, urge and curiosity is sated by this incredible site.
In honor of this relationship, we will jump in and review one of their products. We must say that it took us 2 ½ days to choose a device since it had been 7 years since we used any battery operated pal in the bedroom. Today we dedicate to the Jack Rabbit! (Please note: All Eden Fantasys’ reviews are done with both authors participating. Toys are best when we share them with our partners!)
Lee says: I am easy. When it comes to being orgasmic, Paul has really won the lottery with me. It takes little effort to get me ready and less to get me to the goal. Like I said, I’m easy. I’m also open to new experiences. Not unhealthy and relationship-messing-up type of experiences but, adventure in the bedroom between me and my loving partner and husband, hell yeah! So when given the opportunity to choose something from Eden Fantasys wide array of toys, I had to go with something that I had never tried and yet heard plenty about, the Jack Rabbit.
Let me take a second here and say I had issue with the name. If anything is going to stimulate my love nub which houses a gajillion nerve endings, I would prefer that we stay away from images of angry woodland creatures or jack hammers. I call our new friend the Blue Bunny. Nicer name that doesn’t scare my naughty bits.
So first off, the Jack Rabbit aka Blue Bunny is a marvel to engineering. My first thoughts were not sexual but wondering how many NASA scientists had come up with this thing? Seriously, the Jack Rabbit has three separate speeds of vibration on Mr. Bunny and the dildo aside from choosing whether you wanted the phallus to turn to the left or right. The white coats who invented knew that girls can be finicky bitches when it comes to orgasms.
My experience was interesting. I think I approached this like a researcher which I did in a previous life. Sure, as a researcher I usually wore clothes and had a clipboard which were also missing from the picture. I spent a second just pushing the buttons and marveling at the machinery. Then Paul said that was enough stalling and we got down to business.
As far as clitoral stimulation is concerned, the Jack Rabbit has enough varying power to get the job done. I liked that the Blue Bunny’s ears were soft and they separate to form a little ‘jumper cable’ action on my hermonica. I do find that too much stimulation dampens my orgasm though. The vibration is too much for me. Like I said, I am easy.
As for Mr. Blue Bunny’s Penis, all I can say is ‘hmmmm’. The jury is still out on that one. I can’t tell yet whether I am a lefty or righty when it comes to having a shaft rotate in my vagina. Honestly the question has never come up and I hate rushing to judgment too quickly. I am a purist when it comes down to it. I am blessed to have the real thing (albeit Paul is not blue). I find the fake shafts a little impersonal and cold (literally). However, I will continue my research as to whether twirling to the left or right makes a difference for me. I know, I am a slave to science.
Paul says: It’s important that you understand our relationship with Eden Fantasys. We sought them out. I think that our readers have an idea of how Lee and I think about sex. We have had strip clubs, swinger sites, and less reputable toy retailers approach us for advertising and we have graciously declined. They did not fit into the paradigm of a healthy and playful sex life. Eden Fantasys does. So when they gave us a gift certificate, we went shopping. This is not a paid review. We did not get any compensation, unless you consider hours of fun a compensation.
That being said, the first thing that I did with the Jack Rabbit was to measure myself against it. I win. All is good. Ego stayed intact.
Lee and Paul
