Lee and Paul | August 31, 2009
First of all, I feel that people should be shot in the head if they call sex, “making love”. I think our new wonderful president should enact a law or even an amendment calling for immediate castration if someone refers to the act of boning as other than that. Instead of making love, we will use terms like “sex”, “fuck”, “doing it”, “getting some”, “buttering the pancakes”. I fell that this sweeping legislation will almost immediately ebb the raging divorce rate in this country.
Category: Monday, Heavy Monday |
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Tags: intimacy, love, lust, Relationship, Sex
Lee and Paul | August 29, 2009
We all know that too much sun is not good for us. Paul has to go to the dermatologist every year to get checked because he is predisposed to skin cancer. However, the bleached out look on our bodies is somewhat reminiscent of Michael Jackson in the dead of winter or the death shroud of Lord of the Rings Queen of the Elves (yes, we glow as well).
Category: WTF of the Week |
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Tags: artificial tan, oompa loompa, willy wonka
Lee and Paul | August 28, 2009
Susan asked: “Girls, body image, and (over)weight. Can you speak to that? (I am not talking about being skinny minnies, although that is certainly a serious problem as well.)”
Category: Reader's Questions |
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Tags: Latina ass, self esteem, Spanks, Tyra Banks
