Lee and Paul | March 31, 2009

We often joke with people that we left our kids duct taped to the wall with a box of saltines on those rare occasions that we are seen out without them. People laugh and then get very serious when they figure that that would not be so farfetched. We know as parents, those crazy thoughts enter our heads and yet, love and guilt win out. We stay home, get a second on the house for a baby sitter or suck up to grandma one more time for a few hours of peace.

Category: Kids and why you can't kill them | 1 Comment »
Tags: duct tape, Parenting, Safety

Lee and Paul | March 30, 2009

Good Monday Readers! We hope you had a great weekend. It seems we have just had the longest winter on record because being outside seems so weird and foreign to everyone. This must be what Punxsutawney Phil feels like when they pull his furry ass out of his tree every year and hold him up for every asshole who thinks it’s cool to get up at 4:30 am in frigid temperatures to watch a rodent predict the weather. Sorry, some times the references are just for us. You see, we don’t do sun and we live in Miami. We know. We ask ourselves this question all the time. The truth is we are here because 14 years ago we couldn’t afford a house in Los Angeles, our home town. Also, we became parents after the riots. Let’s just say, L.A. didn’t seem all that friendly after watching the glowing skies and seeing people carry sofas out of storefronts on TV.

Category: Monday, Heavy Monday | 1 Comment »
Tags: Relationship, Safety

Lee and Paul | March 28, 2009

A woman passenger who sat next to Slippery Hands Crespo says he covered himself with a blanket when he began and then flashed during the manual manipulation of his member. When questioned by the police, Fuzzy Palms Crespo stated: ‘I don’t recall doing that.’

Category: WTF of the Week | No Comments »
Tags: Elvis Crespo, slapping the monkey