Feb 202009
We know Mickey Rourke’s doggie died this week but seriously? WTF is wrong with this man?
Lee says: Ladies? Remember 9 ½ Weeks? Remember how sexy that man was? Who the hell poured acid on his face and then scrambled his brains. Mickey Rourke is MUY FEO (very ugly for those who forgot their high school Spanish). I hope he doesn’t win the Oscar this weekend since I can barely look at him and it will only mean more press if he does.
Paul says: He looks like a homosexual crack whore. (My apologies to all of our readers who may be homosexual crack whores.)
Lee and Paul
where has the lost art of growing older gracefully gone? This man is like 50! He is wearing a satin jacket and looks like a roadie from the Motley Crue reunion tour. I agree. WTF!
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De pinga! Thank Darwin I'm only a whore!
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